I'm not really into the whole goth thing (even though goth chicks are hot LOL), but being new to the forum I thought I'd check out what topics there are in this category... Imagine my surprise when, expecting to see topics like "what eyeliner is best" or "how to make the perfect dead eyed soulless selfie" , I see a topic called winklepickers... hahahaha... really? Winklepickers?

These shoes are the most hilarious shit you can wear on your feet baring actual clown shoes XD... they actually look like those medieval clown shoes... you know, the pointy jester shoes with bells on... hahahahahaha rofl!

No disrespect ladies, I don't mean to mock, but this is just hysterical
As for the guys wearing this... much, much disrespect

You would see when those become a trend (there are indications already, I say next fall season is the time) and when you get kicked under the tables and in clubs by this pointy jester shoes. You will be sorry for dising them

Yeah, I hawe noticed that shoes are getting more pointy
I just hope that pointy sandals won't return... Those where hell... My pinkey was constantly dirty

These are soooo coming back next season!
Lady Gaga wore them at FashionSelectionMilan and now everybody wants them

Ahahahahahaha!
My favorite topic on this forum is not dead yet
Screw Lady Gaga, the Mexicans are obviously ahead of the curve LOL

You took it too far but I get your point (lol, unintentional pun )
Some of them can look really good, when they are not too long, but never on me
I'm a tall skinny bloke with big feet already, so adding length and a fine point to my feet makes me look like the lovechild of a medieval court jester and the Slenderman!
My girlfriend bought me a pair when we had just started dating and I didn't have the heart to tell her I hated them so I took the first opportunity to ruin them and blamed it on my little cousin who was visiting at the time
She still hates that kid
Good thing she is not a big fan of computers and internet forums or this would be potentially catastrophic incriminating evidence

Nuada wrote:
Screenshot and life ruination coming your way, dude
Just for being a pussy and not just tell your bitch you hate the ugly shoes she got you!

There she is! The cock-juggling thunder cunt strikes again!
What the hell is your problem girl? Why so mad?
Leave the poor guy alone, no self respecting man would be caught dead wearing these and besides, crazy chicks like you are the reason we guys sometimes have to resort to lying... to spare your feelings and to spare us a stabbing

It is easy to blame others and their flaws for our wrong decisions. People lie because they chose to, not anything else. Shifting blame is for 5 year olds Aron
Mumbo is not a pleasant person, at all but I find her strangely honest