My dear dear children and other kindred souls...
I can not possibly explain you how glad I am that "pikes" didnt siezed to exist throughout all these years.
I had them on my graduation. As dumb as I can be sometimes, I didnt watch them out (I lost even a single photo with them) and now I miss them so much.
Between us

sometimes I go and piss myself (and others) drunk on rockabilly pub gig just becouse I want to aggro those creeps (love them all) around so they attempt to walk funny in pikes, toward me and bounce me out.
They are comedy reborn to me, motherfockers